Back in line...

There could be a few reasons for the lack of decent entries lately. I figure one of it is that I dislike my current keyboard. The other one could be I'm really being lazy.

So for the ample time I have now, I guess nothing else could be my excuse or reason for any sake.

Where were I last entry? Stupidity?
Vindicate me, but I am somewhat 'amazed' by humans' stupidity or their acts of it to humour as well as frustrate the other.

In my line, I'm not just doing any stupid mindless work.
I see myself infact as a saviour to many and a charitable ant to the hungry society.
Face it, my job is a charity. Nah, recruitment consultants (or however you call us) aren't the kindest charity box around. But here at my job, I AM.
Constantly saving people from unemployment and getting peanuts from that, appreciated or not.
If my job ain't a charity, I can't find a kinder word.
No. Unpaid ain't a kind word.
Don't think about it. I am not a negative person.
And blah.

In my line, I see,face,work, talk, counsel and almost wanna kill if I am given the license to, many stupid people. I wonder how many more are uncover in a small dot like here.
What do I mean stupid, stupid?
Note:By saying this, I ain't saying that I am any cleverer/smarter. Perhaps just better.

It takes not age,qualifications,experience,looks to make a person smarter. I guess it is pretty much just the way they think. It spells Stupid and you wanna when they tilt their heads to a side, could you hear the water flowing to the other side? Like coconut?
All juice, protected with a hard skull.

Perhaps ramblings doesn't prove my stand.I just quote a classic example that happened to my dear colleague-Cindy today. I'm so glad it's not me or else I would be banging myself to shortcut my misery of Friday.

(Names are not protected here, why should I?)
Inmate 125: Audrey
Age: 27 years old
Qualifications:Local Uni graduate. (Big deal!)
Background: She's from GE finance, as a Collection Officer.
Her reason of wanting to seek new employment: Better prospects.
Current gross salary: $1800/month.
Physique: Fat.Big eyes.Bad dress sense.(really)

Case scenario:
Tried her for one of the local bank, same position.
After some interviews, Audrey was being offered at a gross of $2000. Officer rank, grade A. (incase you have no idea, after grade A would be managerial level.)
Told her the news.
Audrey was happy and verbally told her she would take up the offer.
Supposed to sign the contract on Wednesday.
Told the HR that she would wanna have some time to consider on the day of signing the appointment letter.
Note:She has to serve a month notice prior to that.

Reason of consideration: GE's HR announced that there is an opening in another department and staff are encourage to apply.
She applied and HR told her that she stands a good chance. (Yea,yea..)
Going for interview with CEO next week.
Position:Unknown,something new to her.
Salary: Unknown.

Finally rejected the bank's offer today. (Have not went for interview with CEO yet)
Reasons:
That is a local bank. If it's other banks like HSBC/Citibank, she would take up the offer immediately.

What we say:
Fuck you! Belittled local banks?It's a BIG local bank and we hope your accounts with them will be terminated with immediate effect.

Reasons:
Heard colleague who worked in that bank before said that working is tremendously stressful there. If you go to toilet, there will be people badmouthing and saying you.

What we say:
Fuck you!You think that bank's toilets are bulit for vision pleasure huh? And have you even worked there? Banks are performance oriented, if you don't want stress, go back home.

Reasons:
GE is a MNC,local bank not.

What we say:
Fuck you!What is GE? I only know that it comes from America TODAY. And it's operation is so tiny here. We hope GE ceased operations here and you get retrenced.

Reasons:
Realised that it is very 'painful' to tear from GE and you are very devoted to them.

What we say:
Fuck you!Period.

Further comments:
Seriously I wondered if she ever cheated her ways during her Uni days or she eaten something that results in drastic dip in her IQ.(And gain in density)
If you are so devoted to GE, why on earth would you wanna seek for better prospects and waste our time.
If you dislike local banks so much, why on earth would you still persue a second interview?

Success rate of clinching that new job in GE is unknown as you already know that competition in GE is very high. You have got a pay increase and a job which you may be good at waiting for you,what the heck you want more?
Don't blah me about company's stability. Even the one sitting at the toilets' stands isn't secure about his job for the rest of his life.
You want money, you shed it out! Stress? You are the ones that make phonecalls breathing down peoples' necks at the risks of being murdered at the streets,bloodsuckers. Would working anywhere else makes a difference?
And PAY RISE of $200 odd isn't a joke. Plus a month notice?You are lucky that anyone's waiting for you.

And last but not least, I can't imagined that she still have a cheek to ask Cindy keep a lookout for her.
-___-
Stupid people should starve and die in cold.

That's one of many.
Gee...I'm tired just typing about this. My hands aches. Stupid keyboard.Stiffy.

I seldom see this in North South/East West lines. Perhaps I haven't really board them during peak hours.
But people at North East lines are stupid.

I can't understand why there are always people risking their asses by rushing in the train during the 'beep beep' alarm.
Aren't they embarassed when the door just shuts in their face or when they manged to squeeze in in the nick of time and pushed others to more discomfort as a result?

And then there are those who can't keep their comments in their mouth yet they don't dare to say it loud?
What's the point?
Just today, there's this stupid lady who said something like,"I don't understand why people always stand so near...."
Ai..Shudap la.Wanna say just go to the person and say.
Nope,I am not standing all the way at the front but I just feel disgusted that her breath stinks.
Ok,maybe not but it's not a surprise.

And there are so many that my life passes as a sickening sit-com.
But sure it beats those sitting in the office thinking the only stupid people are their bosses. Their papers aren't any better.At least those paperwork beats the craps outta them cos' it got them frustrated and stupid.

And then it's so much better than those who rot themselves in the world of their sickening,dying negativism.
*shrugs*


Of cos' I know you can vindicate me and tell me I ain't any better.
For all you read, this entry is full of errors of all sorts.

For Mich's sake, just look at this.
Tell me when the world gets any brighter.

TGIF!


A figure of speech,rather amusing still.